10 Of The Best Products On The Market For Lazy People
If you didn’t already know; today is National Lazy Day
Yep, there’s a day dedicated to all of us who would rather spend the weekend in bed with a pizza and minimal movement involved.
If you think that you fit into the category of a lazy person then you’re probably constantly on the lookout for things that can make you life just that bit easier.
So, here we have 10 of the best products on the market for lazy people. There’s no need to thank us.
Let’s be fair, it does take an awful lot of effort to twirl your spaghetti around your fork every time you want to eat a mouthful of it. Plus, getting the right balance of spaghetti on the fork is an art. This fork is the easy solution to that problem and twirls your pasta around the fork for you, absolutely no effort needed.
Cutting bagels in half is way harder than it looks. It’s difficult to decide what exactly is the middle of the bagel because you want both halves to be the same thickness. Also, slicing down the middle with a knife is kind of dangerous and just an accident waiting to happen. With the bagel slicer you can slice away to your hearts content and enjoy perfectly sliced bagels whenever you want.
SELF MAKING BED
Okay, this isn’t something you can actually buy yet unless you’re super rich (we can dream) but this is the ultimate product for lazy people. This bed actually makes itself. Yep, no more making your bed in the mornings (let’s face it, do you do it anyway?) and tbh I’m gonna need this to be on Amazon ASAP because it looks life changing.
Whether you like your cuppa supper milky or strong, take 3 sugars or none I think we can all agree that tea is a big part of student culture. There’s never not an appropriate time for a brew whether it’s your hangover cure, to accompany a good gossip sesh or to snuggle in front of the TV. But making the tea? Who has the time. We present to you the self stirring mug giving you less time to spend making the tea and more time to chat.
Sitting in front of the TV with a few beers is probably something you’ll be doing on the regular as a student. Instead of searching around for the bottle opener or trying not to break your teeth we present to you the ultimate lazy hack; the remote bottle opener. Combining the TV remote and a bottle opener in one, you can flick through the channels and open your beer at the same time. We sincerely thank whoever invented this.
Let’s face it, no one in uni knows how to wash up. Student kitchens are disgusting and not to be messed with. If you also hate washing up, the Lazy Man Pan will be you new bff. With different sections so your food won’t get mixed up in the pan you can literally throw in whatever and cook everything at once plus save yourself some washing up afterwards. That’s your Saturday morning fry up sorted.
On that note, it’s also worth mentioning no one ever wants to clean their student kitchen. I mean, that’s someone else’s problem right? If your group chat is full of passive aggressive messages about your kitchen then this handy mat is for you. Simply place over your hob and then chuck it in the wash (whenever you get that done) and the actual hob stays nice and clean. Genius.
If you have thick or long hair blowdrying your hair can take a lifetime. Even if you don’t, holding a hairdryer up is a lot of effort and can cause arm ache. With this handy stand you can sit back and relax while your hair is drying, absolutely zero effort required from you.
For everyone that drinks the cheapest bottle of wine with the highest percentage from Tesco at pres you’ll love this. This glass is both a wine bottle and a glass in one, simply pour in your wine and drink away from the cup at the top. You’ll never have to top up your glass again. For those who want to drink the whole bottle, but are classy enough to not drink from the bottle.
Who has the time to do dusting? Does anyone even own a duster? These slippers are the perfect companion if you hate housework. Simply walk around your house and clean as you go. For shiny kitchen floors all while being comfy. So when your parents come to visit you can tell them you actually cleaned.
And there you have it. To all you lazy people out there I hope you’re inspired and are celebrating this day in true lazy fashion by doing absolutely nothing.