The Seven Deadly Stages of Pizza Lust 🍕
Because sometimes a Domino's Pizza is all you want, need and hope for in life.
1. YOU GOT THAT FEEL
It’s dinner time. You’ve had a long day. Or maybe a short day, who knows? All you know is there’s one thing and one thing only that will satisfy your rumbly tum and that thing is a little triangle of dough, love and cheese.
2. PUSH IT OUT YOUR MIND
You try. Oh you do try. And we applaud you, we really do, but pizza has been on your mind all day and you can’t get it out your mind.
3. YOU GIVE IN
OK. You’ve put up enough resistance now for you to feel less bad about yourself, so now it’s time to order.
4. SO MANY CHOICES
Do you want pepperoni or meat feast? Tomato based or BBQ? Cheesy stuffed crust or... of course you want that goddamn cheesy stuffed crust you FOOL.
5. AND NOW YOU WAIT
6. STARE, STARE & STARE SOME MORE
You're watching that Domino's pizza tracker intently. Screw Netflix, screw that assignment and screw anything that isn't the pizza wheel telling you it's out for delivery.