Hush, Just Stop 🙌 There's Gonna Be a Britney Spears Musical 💁
Once Upon a One More Time is about to blow all other musicals out the freakin’ water. Britney, feminism and a lil magic. ✨ You know it’s gonna work, bitch.
The brand new musical will feature all your fave tracks from the one and only Britney Spears. ✌️It’s basically a retelling of Cinderella except with one and only, BRITNEY.
The Britney themed musical is scheduled to have a production this fall in Chicago and then seek to transfer to Broadway, says The New York Times.
In the show, a book club whose members include Snow White, Cinderella, + more, is working its way through a collection of the Grimms’ fairy tales — the only book they have (aaaw). The women wish for a new book to read, a fairy godmother brings them Betty Friedan’s feminist, “The Feminine Mystique,” and their lives are altered in unexpected ways.
So, maybe if we all wish upon a star we might get a showing in London at some point? 🙏 If not, we’ll definitely be cranking the soundtrack out in the Student Beans office all day every day until someone has a meltdown. 💁