All The Mad S*** That Went Down In Game Of Thrones S08E06 ⚔
It’s Game of Thrones FINALE tiiime. Prepare yourself for deaths, shocks and ultimately disappointment.
We begin our journey to disappointment at King’s Landing.
Tyrion has stumbled across his siblings in the rubble and it actually is genuinely quite sad, not only because obviously his family are all dead, but also because somehow we must suspend our disbelief that although they were crushed alive under rocks… Their faces are completely intact and fine.
Jon sees Wormy boi about to execute some more people. Haven’t you had enough for one day? The answer is no. He cuts ‘em all up and that’s the final straw, it’s time to talk to Dany about her behaviour.
Dany is all crazy and whatnot and she’s rallying up her troops to “liberate” the rest of the world. And by liberate she means burn alive, I imagine. Tyrion has had just about enough of this. "I freed my brother and you slaughtered a city," he says, removing the pin on his shirt. Betraying the Queen at a time like this? Not gud. Off to jail with you to wait for your imminent “liberation”.
Jon visits Tyrion and he tells Jon that he has to go kill Dany before it’s too late. Jon is all No ShE iS mA qUeEn.
But then he goes to see her and he’s like you know what yeah alright then, so he gives her a kiss and stabs her.
DEATH: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons
Drogon is here and boy oh boy is he mad and now he’s only gone and melted the frickin’ Iron Throne everyone has been fighting about for bloody years! What’s the point now? Who knows.
But WHAT? There’s still half the show left to go? What could possibly happen next? The answer: Playing with some chairs.
Flash forward to not explain how Jon managed to not get immediately killed by the army outside who are standing with Dany… Tyrion is stood before all the people that matter, but he’s not allowed to talk because Wormy boi is still being mean. Oh but he can choose the next King though, ofc.
It’s BRAAAAN. The guy we’ve all been rooting for this whole time. Hooray.
And then who the heck cares.