The Ultimate Ranking Of Biscuits From Best To Worst 🍪🥛
It’s National Biscuit Day, which can only mean one thing. We’ve gone biscuit crazy at Student Beans. Here’s our ranking of our fave biscuits from best to worst.
Well, worst to best… You wouldn’t wanna see the biscuit champion straight away would ya? Also make sure you check out our biscuit war over on twitter and get your votes in asap.
Who is eating these? Seriously? If you like cardboard filled with raisins then go ahead, fight me on this, but if you’re a normal human being you’ll agree. These are the worst.
13. FIG ROLLS
One for the secretly elderly out there (me). I’m a big fan of figgy boys but I must admit, objectively, I am totally wrong here. Fig rolls are weird and figs make you poop, the only reason they’re not last is because I freakin’ love ‘em.
12. JAFFA CAKE
Is it a biscuit, is it a cake? Who cares he ain’t all that. Bin him. Sack him off.
11. PINK WAFER
Am I going nuts or did anyone else think these were called Pink Panther biscuits? Either way, I was definitely swayed by the reference I may or may not have imagined. I’m a fan. Still, wafer = meh.
Nice by name, nice by nature. Not gonna pass one up, but also not gonna run towards the packet at any point.
Great advert. They’re fine.
8. CUSTARD CREAM
Beautiful biscuit. Absolutely pleasant, nothing more nothing less.
Custard cream’s more exciting brother, bourbons are great and bring a little some more to the table than your plain Jane custard cream.
6. MARYLAND COOKIES
These are very moorish. Though a little on the dry side these cookies are the perfect side piece to a nice cold glass o’ milk.
Oaty, delicious, but undeniably messy as heck. These guys are delicious, but risky tea dunkers. In fact they’d be better if they had something that held them together a little bit…
4. CHOCOLATE HOBNOB
Using chocolate as glue to hold together a crumbly biscuit was a genius move that we can only fully respect. Congrats choco hobnob, you’re a real champ.
Oreos are a strong contender. Unbelievably addictive and tasty. Lots of different ways to eat them (well, like eat them normal or twist em off, but like come on they’re fun).
2. CARAMEL DIGESTIVE
Ok, so digestives are ok, but CARAMEL digestives. Get in me. These things are great and caramel is even better glue than chocolate, so why not BOTH. Absolute winner.
But, the actual winner isssss…
1. CHOCO LEIBNIZ
Yep. The chocolate to biscuit ratio is PERFECTION. These are the ultimate biscuits. NO take backs.
Leave a comment what your fave is 💁♀️
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