You Can Now Buy A 'Willy Pillow' To Keep You Warm On Lonely Winter Nights
It’s officially cuffing season, but that doesn’t mean you need a man to keep you warm at night. Not anymore.
This season you can get cuffed with a willy pillow and save yourself the drama.
The adorable willy pillow is sold by the geniuses over at Firebox. Pierre (yeah he has a name guys, stop using him for his body) the cuddly penis is "quite possibly the biggest d*** in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.”
The OG Pierre was only little, but customers asked for a jumbo Pierre and Firebox actually listened!
"Don't worry, he's still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he's four feet of pure magnificent shaft."
Of all the willys in the world, we reckon Pierre is the most popular, with one friendly little (giant) member selling every two hours on Firebox's website.
The full mast Pierre will set you back £39.99, while the mini version is only £14.99, which is a bargain if you think about how much a date can cost.
I never knew I needed a cuddly willy pillow until now.